Are you as sick of NASA as I am? It would seem that more and more people are waking up to the giant fraud that has been perpetrated on us by this “Space agency” ——–from the faked moon landings, to all the fake mars missions with the fake pictures taken in Egypt and the Mojave Desert coupled with the endless stories about “Newly discovered planets”(With only CGI pictures and paintings offered as proof)
Wouldn’t it be awesome if NASA finally came clean and told us the truth about what they, and Richard Branson and Elon Musk are actually doing in space—NOTHING?
Well yes—-it would——and I can think of no better person to make that “announcement” than NASA’s main spokesman, their new “Carl Sagan”, Astro physicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
So here, presented for your amusement is the speech that all of us who are aware of NASA’s ongoing deception would LOVE to hear Neil make.—–the one we HOPE that he will make someday.
(We now go to our fictional press conference where Neil DeGrasse Tyson is ready to address the nation)
ANNOUNCER: “Ladies and Gentlemen? Here to make a major announcement—- May I introduce to you—-Mr Neeeeeeeil De Grasssssssse Tyyyyyyyyysonnnnnnnnnn! ”
NEIL :” Thank you Thank you!! What I’m about to say to you all is going to shock you. But rest assured, it is the truth, and I am not only speaking for myself , but for all my colleagues at NASA (looks around with serious face)
Now, Some of you have already figured this out and some of you will be shocked by what I am going to tell you. The truth is(Takes long pause, makes painful look upward)we have never been to space. (Crowd gasps) at least not “outer space”.
(looks down at floor, looks back up with tear in eye)
“That’s right—-all those pictures of the Earth and the planets? CGI. Composites. (More gasps) Continue Reading »