So often I see words whose meaning seems to be completely different then what the content of the word implies. Here’s a small list of words I have noticed have this “Flaw”
A)two or more nuns drumming. B)A nun who helps with drumming
A)Someone who constantly deletes their comments on Social media.
B) An app that deletes all negative comments about you on your social media accounts
A)A rare astronomical phenomenon.
B)A prank which involves dropping ones pants and pouring honey on your exposed ass.
A)An exotic dance step involving bobbing and dipping, often requiring double jointed limbs.(“The old man was a master of serendipity, flinging his double jointed arms in a hypnotic flurry.”)
A)The act of eating too much jam.
B)A sexual encounter.
6) “CONTEXT” —-
A)A misleading text. (” She sent him $500, but never saw him again. It was only later she recognized he had sent her a context.”)
B) A text sent from someone in jail. (“He begged to have his one phone call, and to send a context.”
7) “FOSSIL FUEL”—-
A)Things that help make fossils grow. (“The human waste helped promote the growth of fossils”)
A)Someone who makes sound or noise. (“The soundman continued to whoop and holler thru the night”)
B) A man who lives near a bay or inlet.( “The old soundman had lived near the bay all his life.”)
A) To look at something again. (“I re viewed the article which contained an opinion about my performance. After reviewing it, I agreed with their opinion.”
A) A type of religious ceremony, involving everyone screaming the same note at the top of their lungs.( “The mass concluded with a loud sanctimony, which went on for many minutes.)
B) “Sanctimony”—Related to Harmony, but involving animal noises. (“The cows began to moo sanctimoniously as the pigs scurried into the pen)
11)”CELL PHONE”—–The kind of phone you get to use in prison.
12) “POKEMON” —-A Rastafarian proctologist.