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DIRT FOR PRESIDENT PT 2:——– “DIRT FINDS A RUNNING MATE”

Awhile back I wrote about my choice for president in 2016: “DIRT”, and since then his campaign has taken off in ways I could never have imagined!  Not only has “Dirt” gotten a huge “Ground swell” off support from a huge % of the American people tired of “Politics as usual”, but it would appear […]

“WHY ENGLISH IS SO HARD”

We’ll begin with a “Box”————————–the plural is “Boxes” But the plural of ox becomes “Oxen”———-not “Oxes” One Fowl is “Goose”—————————–but two become “Geese” Yet the plural of “Moose” should never be “Meese”

“RHAPSODY IN CRUISE”(Based on a true story)

In the spring of 1999, I was a pianist/singer on board the Carnival Cruise Ship “The MS Imagination.” This was a ship that frequently visited the tropics and it was SPRING BREAK. It was in this crazy setting that one of the most amazing events in my career took place. The night started out as […]

“FACEBOOK TYPES & ACRONYMS “

So many people use Facebook now that certain traits and characteristics have become ingrained in the way people communicate there,so here are a few “home made terms & acronyms”.of some of the most common ways I have observed that people use to “get their point across” on Facebook. 1 )”B & A”—-“Block and Assault”: Someone […]

“FAMOUS PEOPLE REACTING TO BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE”

We’ve all had that “wonderful experience” of having to deal with someone on the phone to get “tech support” and having a 5 minute issue that should involve only one phone call turn into a 30 minute + issue. You know the drill: You end up repeating the same information over and over and getting […]

“NEW ZODIAC SIGNS FOR THE 21ST CENTURY”

Whenever I hear people talk about astrology,I am always struck by the archaic nature of the symbols used to describe the 12 “Signs of the Zodiac”—— “The Archer??” “The Ram??” In my opinion, we need some new Zodiac signs that are more in tune with the current times, as the ones we currently have are outdated […]

“WHO’S ON FACEBOOK?”

Most of us older farts/people over 40 have heard of “Abbott and Costello” and their famous “Who’s on First” routine. It’s a classic play on words and brilliantly written—–but it occurred to me that in this day and age of social media it might appeal more to a younger audience if the subject matter was […]