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“DIRT FOR PRESIDENT”

In this day and age of political mudslinging and dirty politics,I’ve decided who I want for president in 2016:

“DIRT”

That’s right. I’m voting for Dirt. Hey—–at least I know I can trust “Dirt” !! “Dirt” has never lied to me,and is head and shoulders above anyone else currently in political office.

Not only that,the campaign slogans and ads would write themselves!

Think of the possibilities!!! You could have:

1)”LETS GET DIRTY IN 2016″ or

2)”I’M DIRT—AND I’M EVERYWHERE!” or,

3)”YOU WANT MUDSLINGING IN POLITICS??? (Pan camera to a pile of mud) YOU GOT IT!! (VOICEOVER: “I’m Dirt, and I approve this message.”)
Or how about:
4)”DIRT—IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER”

(With this one,you could show pictures of an empty open field of dirt with plants growing in with “time lapsed photography” with “DIRT in 2016” at top of screen. THAT would play well in “America’s Heartland”.)

And last but not least——

5)”I MAY BE DIRTY, BUT AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHERE I STAND”

These are just a few reasons that “Dirt”  is my “candidate if choice” in 2016.

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3 comments on ““DIRT FOR PRESIDENT”

  1. Let’s make a video….I think you may have something with this!

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    • Sounds like a good idea “Haunted Toast”! (I had a video in mind when I wrote this little bit of schtick out. 😉

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    • I can see it now—a clump of dirt with a smiley face drawn in as “the mouth” and an “american flag pin lapel” stapled into one of the clumps with a big “Dirt for President in 2016”
      (I also wrote some schtick about his choice for VP running mate—“Sand”. LOL) I’ll post it today if I can find it)

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