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“NEW ZODIAC SIGNS FOR THE 21ST CENTURY”

Whenever I hear people talk about astrology,I am always struck by the archaic nature of the symbols used to describe the 12 “Signs of the Zodiac”—— “The Archer??” “The Ram??” In my opinion, we need some new Zodiac signs that are more in tune with the current times, as the ones we currently have are outdated and no longer represent society as a whole.

With this observation in mind,may I suggest some possible newer “Zodiac characters” that more accurately reflect 21st century reality we all live in:
1)OLD SYMBOL: “CAPRICORN THE GOAT” (DEC 22-JAN 19)

REPLACEMENT: “JIMBO THE SPORTS FAN”

2)OLD SYMBOL: “AQUARIUS THE WATER BEARER” (Jan 20-Feb18)

REPLACEMENT: “ALLISON THE METEOROLOGIST”

3)OLD SYMBOL: ” PISCES THE FISH” (Feb 19-Mar 20)

REPLACEMENT: “JANIS THE HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER

4)OLD SYMBOL: “ARIES THE RAM”(Mar 21-Apr 19)

REPLACEMENT: “RAM PICKUP TRUCK (w/o muffler)
5) OLD SYMBOL: “TAURUS THE BULL” (Apr 20-May 20)

REPLACEMENT: “WORLD OF WARCRAFT”
6)OLD SYMBOL: “GEMINI/THE TWINS”(Apr 23-May 22)

REPLACEMENT: “CYRUS AND BIEBER”
7)OLD SYMBOL: “CANCER THE CRAB”(Jun21-July 22)

REPLACEMENT : “VIRUS THE GERM”
8) OLD SYMBOL: “LEO THE LION” (July 23-Aug 22)

REPLACEMENT: “ANONYMOUS FACEBOOK CAT”
9)OLD SYMBOL: “VIRGO THE VIRGIN (Aug 23-Sept 22)

REPLACEMENT: “CHLOE THE POLE DANCER”
10)OLD SYMBOL: “LIBRA THE SCALES OF TRUTH” (Sept 23-Oct 22)

REPLACEMENT: “LIONEL THE LOBBYIST”
11)OLD SYMBOL: ” SCORPIO THE SCORPION”(Oct 23-Nov 21)

REPLACEMENT: “NANO THE NANOBOT”
12)OLD SYMBOL: “SAGITTARIUS THE ARCHER”(Nov22-Dec 21)

REPLACEMENT: “PREDATOR DRONE”

Can you imagine how “Zodiac conversations” would change if we updated the signs as I’m suggesting?
(SCENE:Man In a noisy bar,walks over to sexy woman)

MAN: “Soooooo———- what’s your sign?”

WOMAN: “Well,I’m actually a virus???”(Spoken with “Uptalk inflection” of course!) “But I have a Predator drone and Nanobot rising??? How about you?”

MAN: “Well,I’m a predator—(coughs nervously) I mean—you know—a predator DRONE??? Heh heh— Don’t know about that moon rising stuff tho—-hey—wanna dance?”

See how different our future could be?

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