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A NOTE TO ALL MALE AND FEMALE MUSICAL ARTISTS OF TODAY”

(To be read with maximum irony and sarcasm) “A NOTE TO ALL FEMALE MUSICAL ARTISTS” Dear Female musical artists: Please,PLEASE write more songs about “what jerks your ex boyfriend was” and how “they’ll never get you back”. I think we need more songs like that. OK that’s a lie. We have enough of these songs […]

“DIRT FOR PRESIDENT”(Excerpt from Campaign speech “Finding Common Ground”)

Ladies and Gentlemen: Given all the recent racial tension in recent times, I think this recent “campaign speech” from my “Candidate of Choice” for the next president (“DIRT”) is more important than ever and should be read by all. “BLACK AND WHITE: FINDING COMMON GROUND” (A message from the “Dirt for President Campaign” from a […]

“THE FIRST LOVE TRIANGLE: THE STORY OF ADAM,EVE—–AND LILITH”

One thing that has always struck me about the story in the Bible is the fact that they start the story of with only one man(“Adam”) and one woman(“Eve”)—-but if you look into this story a little more,the name “Lilith” comes up over and over again. We find out that she was “Adams mistress” who […]

TRUE ORIGINS/HISTORIES OF NURSERY RHYMES #1: “JACK & JILL”

“Jack an Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water”. Well,thats what they say. But according to Jill’s Father(who I interviewed one day—-His name was “Jumpin Jehosophat”) Jack had “other ideas” that “had nothing to do with gettin any water”. Here are a few excerpts from my interview with him waaaay back […]

“WHY PROPHESY IS BULLSHIT”

I don’t believe in literal prophecy,and here’s why: I believe having the ability to chose (“having free will”) trumps fate. Why? Because what someone “decides to chose” can NEVER be predicted, because people are unpredictable. Being able to choose and more importantly “to change your mind” puts an element of chaos into the future——and chaos […]