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“When I woke today and surveyed my pad A sight hit my eyes that truly was sad! I saw dishes and silverware strewn all about When I went to make tea, I saw I was out! As I stumbled and tripped over shoes on the floor I suddenly realized—– I could bear this no more! […]
Interesting fact: Have you ever thought about how odd it is that so many phrases which describe economic conditions and life experiences are based around water/water imagery? For Example, 1) When you declare bankruptcy, you “liquidate your assets” 2)When you owe more $ on your house than it is worth, you are said to be […]
Here’s a word we don’t hear much anymore—“Peon”. It’s a funny word isn’t it? There are many other words that describe the same “Lower social status”, but to me, “peon” is one of the funnier ones—possibly because it has the word “pee” in it. (“Pee-on”) (Psst—My guess is that the same people who invented “Trickle […]
“DONT BLAME THE PRESIDENT” It has always been “fashionable” to give the President of the United States credit when things are going well,and to blame him when they are not. To me this is ridiculous! In my opinion,getting mad at any USA President and blaming them for “the problems of the country” is like getting […]
“HAVING FUN WITH THE DICTIONARY” One day I was trying to improve my vocabulary,so I decided to look up a few words in the dictionary. The first one I looked up was the word “redundant” and the dictionary said—— “See redundant”. Feeling a bit frustrated,I decided to look up the word “Gullible”. The 1st definition […]
“YOU KNOW THE ECONOMY IS BAD WHEN—” 1)You get a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 2)Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. 3)You see Bank CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. 4) When Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
1) Can you imagine if it was illegal for straight people to marry? Most guys would love it because they’d have the perfect excuse to never commit. “Hun, I’d marry you if I could ——-But you know the law!! ” 2) “Did you hear about the Terrorists wife? He really loved her—But she didn’t know […]