“HAVING FUN WITH THE DICTIONARY”
One day I was trying to improve my vocabulary,so I decided to look up a few words in the dictionary. The first one I looked up was the word “redundant” and the dictionary said—— “See redundant”.
Feeling a bit frustrated,I decided to look up the word “Gullible”. The 1st definition said “This word has been removed”. I thought “This can’t be right!!” So I looked at the 2nd one,and it said “Look elsewhere”.
Feeling a bit frustrated,I looked up the word “patronizing”—and it said:
“This word has also been removed——–but don’t you worry your pretty little head about it”
I think I need a new dictionary————
“WHY DO CLOTHES SHRINK IN THE CLOSET?”
You know that moment where you look at a pair of jeans you haven’t worn for awhile and you think “I wonder if I can still fit in those?” Then you hear that voice rush in and scream:
“No—don’t do it!! There’s only pain down that road! You know they probably shrunk in the closet!!”
Sure enough,when you try them on,they HAVE shrunk!!
“How did it happen?” you wonder. “What natural processes could be taking place in my closet to make all my clothes shrink?”
(Yes,we’ve all told ourselves THAT lie,haven’t we?? LOL)