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MISCELLANEOUS MUSINGS & OBSERVATIONS (Pt 10)

1)”I really pity whoever is the last man on earth. Most women agree they want NOTHING to do with THAT guy” 2) “I have no empathy for sympathy—or is it sympathy for empathy?? Hmmm—oh well. Either way, I don’t care” 3)”You’ve heard about the pot calling the kettle black? Well the Pot was white, and […]

“TAKING OUT THE GARBAGE”

Ever wake up in the morning and realize you forgot to put the garbage out the night before “Garbage day??” It is truly one of the scariest “non life threatening moments”  a person can have! Anyways—–here is my story: It was around 5:30 am when I woke up this morning that the realization hit me: […]

“FAMOUS PEOPLES FIRST WORDS”

Can you imagine if famous people could’ve talked right when they were born? I wonder what they would’ve said? Hmmmmmm—let’s imagine: DONALD TRUMP:(Turns to mother)”Listen Mom——-I WILL BE———THE BEST KID!! .I will make this family GREAT again. All the doctors love me” LUDVIG VAN BEETHOVEN:” YES! I CAN HEAR! I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING. HMMMMMMMM!  YEAHHHH! […]

THE NIGHT “JESUS” CAME—“LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT”

I often hear Christians quote a passage in the Bible that references Jesus and his “return” where it claims that when he returns he will  “Come like a thief in the night”—-but seriously—–can you imagine if Jesus DID come “Like a thief in the night?” Imagine the scene: You’re asleep in your home, it’s late […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS & MUSINGS (PT 9)

1) People always like to say before you travel somewhere “Have a safe trip”. But is that always such a smart thing to say to someone before they go somewhere? What if the person you said “Have a safe trip” doesn’t survive or dies in a car crash? You’ll feel terrible! Better to say to […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (PT 8)

1) “Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool—” 2) “Why did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field—-” 3) Whenever you hear someone describe a product with the phrase “It’s a good value”, you know that A)It probably isn’t, and […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS “(Pt 7)

“POSSIBLE JOBS FOR UNEMPLOYED MUSICIANS” Often times I wondered if I ever had to pursue a “real job” that didn’t involve music what kind of job I would be qualified for!! It wasn’t a pretty thought. In fact it was downright frightening! In case you doubt me,let me show you a partial list of some […]