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“A VALENTINE SONG FOR ANGELA” (Brian meets Michael Jackson)

Last Valentines Day, I was trying to think of a nice gift to give to my girlfriend Angela, and as I’m a musician, I decided I would write her a song. As soon as I made this decision I turned around, and to my great surprise, there was Michael Jackson! At first I was incredibly […]

“THINGS THAT LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE GETTING OLDER”

Many people say “Getting old is just a state of mind”, and I agree. That’s why I decided to make this small list of 12 “states of mind” that let you know that “you’re getting older.” 1) When you are really amazed that a younger person has never heard of a famous movie star or […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 18)

1) You can tell a lot about a person by their nickname. For example, I wouldn’t bring a woman named “Sassy”,”Tawny”,”Sugar” or “Bubbles” home to meet my mom. Conversely, if I had a daughter, I would hope she wouldn’t be dating a guy nicknamed “Dog”, or “Skip” or “Buster”—–or (Gasp) BRIAN. 2) I once took […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 17)

1) We hear so many lies in every area of life—here’s one: “Your call is important to us”. If this statement were true, then why didn’t your company hire a person to answer your phone?? 2) Speaking of liars and lies,I remember that one of the “talking points” that President Bush used to repeat over […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 16)

1)HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU: You get all dressed up,you’re lookin sharp—you go out? YOU SEE NO ONE. Later,you rush out to get something and look like hell—SEE EVERYONE. Or this: Hear the phone ringing—make a mad dash to pick it up—–DO’H! JUST MISSED IT. So,you try to immediately return the call——–and you get […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 15)

“INVITATIONS TO PLAY ONLINE SOLITAIRE??” I have been getting a lot of invitations on FB from “Facebook friends”(An oxymoron if there ever was)to play “online games”. Nothing unusual most of the time—but every once in awhile,I get a request to play an online version of “Solitaire”. Now,if you think about it,that is really rather humorous,because […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS”(PT 14)

  “IF YOU REPEAT A LIE——” “If you repeat a lie often enough, most people will eventually believe it.” “If you repeat a lie often enough, most people will eventually believe it.” “If you repeat a lie often enough, most people will eventually believe it.” “If you repeat a lie often enough, most people will […]