“INVITATIONS TO PLAY ONLINE SOLITAIRE??”
I have been getting a lot of invitations on FB from “Facebook friends”(An oxymoron if there ever was)to play “online games”. Nothing unusual most of the time—but every once in awhile,I get a request to play an online version of “Solitaire”.
Now,if you think about it,that is really rather humorous,because after all—-isn’t the whole point of playing solitaire to “play alone”?
I mean, it’s in the title of the game! “Solitaire”= ALONE.
Now I ask you: What kind of person would want to play an online version of “solitaire” with someone they don’t even know?
I can just imagine what this type of person would be like in the real world hosting a party:
“OK everyone——-The Solitaire game is set up in the next room when you’re all ready to play!! After we’re done with that, I’ve prepared an accapella solo vocal concert of the greatest hits of the Beach Boys!! Oh and there’s one beer in the fridge if anyone gets thirsty—-but you’ll have to share it—— cause there’s ONLY ONE!! 😉
“A MESSAGE TO ALL HOLLYWOOD MOVIE DIRECTORS”
Dear Hollywood movie directors:
Could you please make lots of violent movies with lots of people shooting each other and completely unrealistic fight scenes where no one ever gets hurt,and then have the actors and actresses who perform in those violent movies lecture law abiding people on how dangerous guns are???
Oh wait: YOU ALREADY DO THAT.
Touche Hollywood. Touche
“A FEW MORE OBSERVATIONS——–”
1)”You wanna know a tough situation for a singer? Having the hiccups”
2)”A new study shows” that the media can get you to believe anything they say as long as they say “A new study shows” before they say it.”
3)Someone once told me: “Look Brian—-Don’t take yourself too seriously”. Hmmmm—————I’m gonna think about that——for a loooooooooooong time.
4)In this day and age of cell phones and the internet, I think its fairly safe to declare the “business card” obsolete”.
“MOTHER EARTH GOES TO THE DOCTOR”
MOTHER EARTH: “Hello,Dr Cosmos? Hi—–I’m here because I have a really bad case of humans?
DR COSMOS: “Hmmm—yes,you do.”
MOTHER EARTH: ” Ugh. I have dirty oceans,I cant breath(All congested) and I have a fever alternating with chills.And as you can see,I have the shakes too”(Rumble rumble/earthquake)
DR COSMOS: “Well,unfortunately,there is no cure for the common human!!What you need is to let the humans run their course,and just rest. Don’t worry——-you’ll only have a fever/the shakes for awhile, and then the humans will be gone.”
MOTHER EARTH: “OK,OK (Shivers some more)but I’m worried Dr Cosmos!! They killed my brother Mars a few thousand years back,and he passed them to me”
DR COSMOS: “Well,your brother Mars was always the weak one of the family, and he was small. You’re a lot bigger than he was,so I think you’ll survive the humans. Just relax!!
Here———-listen to some space music.”
(Puts on “Sounds of the Ocean CD” )
MOTHER EARTH: “Ahhhh——–that one always calms me down!!”
DR COSMOS: “I thought it might——“