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“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS”(PT 14)

 

“IF YOU REPEAT A LIE——”

“If you repeat a lie often enough, most people will eventually believe it.”

“If you repeat a lie often enough, most people will eventually believe it.”

“If you repeat a lie often enough, most people will eventually believe it.”

“If you repeat a lie often enough, most people will eventually believe it.”

“If you repeat———————————

(Edward Bernays—look him up)

A MESSAGE FROM THE AUTHOR:

“My name is Brian———–I’m “On a Mission from Dog”—-I’m Sirius.”

 

“A BIRDS COMPLAINT”

This morning I saw a strange sight: A bird on my porch with tears running down its face!! I went up to him and said:

“Hey there little guy,whats wrong?”. Not expecting an answer, I was completely shocked when he started talking to me!! His English wasn’t very good——but the basic jist of his story was that someone had killed not just one,but TWO of his friends “with one stone”.

“Why??” He chirped at me—“WHY??”
It was a very sad moment—-

“NO DAYDREAMING ALLOWED”

I just heard that “daydreaming” has been labeled as a symptom of a “mental disorder” in children. Thats right! And whats the name of this “disorder??”

It’s called “S.C.T.D.”———- “Sluggish Cognitive Tempo Disorder” LOL

Wow—-anything to increase the Big pharma medication market eh?

I guess in today’s world, the chorus for The Monkee’s song “Daydream Believer” would be:

“Cause I’ve got————Slug—–gish Cog–ni–tive Tem—po and I’m
Aaaaaay—–Deeeee———–Deeeeee”

“FUN WITH NAMES AND WORDS”

1) “Adam Ant was Adamant about A Damn Ant.”

2) “Danger! Dang Her!”

3) “Brooke was down by the Brook. She was broke.”

4) “Saturn—Sauron–Satan–Santa—Monsanto—”

5) “The Masterbator was a Master debator.He was also a cunning linguist”

6) “Real Eyes–Realize–Real Lies ”

“YODA: SING? HE SHOULD.”

I can’t believe no one has done a “Yoda sings the classics “album yet. It would be perfect for “The Dr Dimento Show”

We’d hear classics like:

1)”Stairway to Heaven” —(“Buying A Stairway to Heaven—-she is”)

2) “American pie” —- (“Miss American Pie—Bye Bye– you must say to her”)

3) “Freebird” —-(“As free as bird must you be. For this Bird, change it?—– you can not”)

and so on—–

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