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“IT’S TIME TO CHANGE OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM”

  (To be read with tongue planted firmly in cheek)   (Makes earnest face) To all my non gender specific LGBTQ tolerant and racially and spiritually diverse friends: I think the United States is long overdue to apply our new and wonderful standard of “Political correctness” to our National Anthem, which as we all know […]

“IT’S ALL IN YOUR NAME”

  I think If I was ever going to change my name, I’d change it to “Wow.” That way people would always sound excited when they talked to me. (“Wow, that was a great song! or “Wow, you look great!”) It would also help when they were talking about me: (“I just met this guy—Wow. […]

“PC JOKES” (Pt 1)

  It has come to my attention that much of what we see,hear and read that gets called”comedy” is in fact terribly offensive to many. (Tsk Tsk.) So, in the spirit of unity and ┬ábeing a non gender specific person who wants to accommodate my sense of humor to this new era of “Political Correctness”, […]

ON THE DANGER OF “THREE WORD SLOGANS”

Have you ever noticed┬áthat at many protests,many of the slogans that people chant contain 3 words (Or letters) or, contain 3 “sections”—–always with each word/letter accented? (Being a musician, I notice things like this.) A few examples: 1) “U—S—A! U—S—A!” 2) “BUILD—THAT—WALL! BUILD—THAT—-WALL! 3) “BLACK—LIVES—MATTER” 4) “NOT—MY—PRESIDENT” 5)”YES—WE—-CAN!” 6″THE PEOPLE—DIVIDED—CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED! THE PEOPLE—DIVIDED—CAN […]

“MANSPLAINING?”

  I just recently saw a FB status were a woman cautioned anyone from “Mansplaining” about what she had written. Hahah. Oh boy! First,there was “Manspreading”(When guys sit on a bus or subway with ‘their legs spread.”) Now, there is a new thing men do that isn’t “politically correct” or socially acceptable: It’s called “Mansplaining.” […]

“TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION”(A Short Poem)

“Twas the night before the election, and all thru the land, Everyone was arguing, every woman—-every man “The Country’s in Trouble”, said those on the right As they looked at the flag and shivered in fright “That woman is horrible, she should be in jail” (Said the man with “The Trump Sticker”on his red white […]