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ACT 1,SCENE 5 (We now fade into another very fancy apartment setting—we see a huge window overlooking central park with Elaine Benis in a bathrobe in a large kitchen , seated at the counter drinking coffee.Her hair is tousled,and she is scrolling thru her I-pad as she sips her coffee. Suddenly, we hear a familiar […]
(It’s a month later,and Jerry and George are at a tux shop as George is being fitted for a tux. George doesn’t look happy, and Jerry looks annoyed) GEORGE: (Looking at himself in the mirror with an ill fitting much too tight tux on) “So—-whaddaya think?Not bad, right?” JERRY: (Is seated,looking at his phone—without looking […]
(ACT 1,SCENE 3) (We cut directly to Jerry and George opening the door of the famous coffee shop we saw them eat and chat in so often, they look around the room, but don’t see Kramer. They grab a booth near a window and a waitress approaches them) WAITRESS:(With a thick east coast accent) ” […]
ACT 1,SCENE 2 (Scene 2 opens in Jerry Seinfeld’s room. We see Jerry just waking up. Its 10:30, and his phone is buzzing. He slowly gets up,looks at the phone, sees whose calling, looks irritated, and answers) JERRY: “(In most annoyed voice possible) “What IS it George?” (We now see in a split screen Georges […]
It has been my observation that comedy has been under attack in recent times. What with political correctness, 9/11,terrorism,all of the bizarre weather events,racial tensions—-its just tough to be funny nowadays without getting into some sort of hot water with some ethnic or special interest group—-and lets face it: When times are tough, people tend […]