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“CLASSIC SLANG TERMS FROM THE MID-LATE 20TH CENTURY”

I was just thinking about how much slang/ sayings we no longer hear anymore. For example, we never hear anyone say “Tooootallllly” anymore when they agree with you, or “No duohy Ralph” when you state the obvious. Another one we don’t hear anymore: “Smooth move—EX Laaaaaax” That one was said when you did something clumsy […]

“PRESIDENT TRUMP HOLDS CONFERENCE ON REAL PROBLEM WITH ILLEGAL ALIENS”

(We know go to Breaking News on CNN)   ANDERSON COOPER: “Big news! CNN has just received a report that President Trump has called a news conference to explain his position on immigration, a position that according to the President has been entirely misconstrued by we in the fake news media, as he loves to […]

“CRAZY QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS” (Pt 4)

1) “CAN I SUE—ME?”   We all know that America is ‘The Land of Lawsuits”——-we are a litigious society where people are constantly suing companies,schools,and just about anything you can imagine—but what if someone wanted to sue themselves? Could it be done? How would a judge react to such a “lawsuit?”   I envision this […]

ESSAY—–“LETS MAKE MUSIC GREAT AGAIN”

Much of the reason for the pathetic state of music and the music business today is the insistence of the corporate music world to keep promoting the same songs/same kinds of songs over and over again —Some of them were admittedly even good songs ,but have now been sooooo overplayed that they  should be launched […]

“THE JOY OF ORANGE CONES”

A few days ago, I looked out my window and saw something I had never seen before: I saw a man get out of a “Comcast Cable TV van” and put orange cones all around his van!  At first I was baffled. I wanted to go say to this guy: ” Hey ! What’s with […]

UPDATED LYRICS OF CLASSIC SONGS FOR THE MODERN DAY (Pt 1)

Popular song has always been a mirror of the culture and times we live in, and every generation usually looks back on the song of the previous generation with a bit of nostalgia and sometimes disdain for the outdated modes of love and culture expressed in famous pop songs of days gone by/. Being a […]

“A MISSION” (A Poem)

“It appears I have a random directive, To enlighten and uplift ,with humor and invective, Not to confabulate, or discombobulate,or to use deception But to provide information, laughter and perception With knowledge spawned from perspiration and dedication, I will share here with you, my mental gyrations Not for a fee, or a shekel, nor applause, […]