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“ EMERGENCY MEETING AT THE DNC” DATE: JAN 31,2018 SUBJECT: HOW TO DESTROY DONALD TRUMP

Ladies and gentlemen! I have to announce that I have just obtained a secret video recording from one of my anonymous sources of an emergency meeting held at the DNC. They were discussing “The Problem of Donald Trump” and how best to destroy him. As I watched & listened to this tape, my jaw dropped […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 26)

1) Just realize that no matter how hip you think you are right now, in 25 years, there will be younger people laughing at your pictures, and anyone else who looks like you. Time has a way of making everything cool today cheesy in the future. 2) What’s up with all the long shorts? And […]

“MY INTERVIEW WITH LUCIFER” (Pt 1) (As recorded and transcribed by Brian McCarthy)

PREFACE: I would first like to state right upfront that I, Brian McCarthy, the interviewer, do not identify with ANY organized religion: Not Christianity,Judaism,Buddhism,Hinduism,Islam—or Satanism. I do however believe that we live in an enclosed and artificial environment. I do not accept the big Bang theory or Evolution as an explanation for our existence here. […]

“THE BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT HISTORY FORGOT” (Pt 13)

121) “THE ANTIDOTE”   Formed in the late 80‘s, “The Antidote” was a band made up entirely of pharmacists who all loved the music of Robert Smith and the Cure. As I researched this band,I soon found out that their shows were always packed—–and I was soon to find out why..   As I talked […]

“THE BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT HISTORY FORGOT” (Pt 12)

111) “5 INCH NAILS” Claiming to have formed their band 2 years before the famous “9 Inch Nails”, the all female group “5 Inch Nails” (Who are comprised of ex playboy bunnies) actually HAVE long nails—-5 Inch Nails—-and they are proud of it! When I asked her why they grew their nails out so long […]

“THE BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT HISTORY FORGOT” (Pt 11)

101) “THE LARVAE” Before the Beatles, there was the band”The Larvae.” Comprised of Bagpipes and Flutes and hailing from Glasgow Scotland,The only living remaining member of “Larvae” John O’Trotsky had some choice words about the Beatles. “They were a bunch of silly little wankaas” he said scoffing thru a thick Scottish brogue. “not a decent […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS “ (Pt 25)

1) As the great William Shakespeare once said: “Now is the winter of our disco tent!” 2) I really hate the saying “You know back in my day.” It’s such a defeated resigned sentiment. It assumes that “your time has passed” and that “you had your day”—-when the truth is, there is only one “day”=TODAY. […]