Archive | September 2018

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“THE MYSTERY OF THE MAN WITH THE SCARY FACE”

“THE MYSTERY OF THE MAN WITH THE SCARY FACE” Today started out the a regular day. I got up, and was getting ready to do my normal routine when I realized I had no snacks to go along with my morning tea, Cursing my lack of foresight, I quickly got dressed and made a pilgrimage […]

ESSAY—-MY 2 BILLION CENTS: WE NEED TO FIX THIS SHIT NOW!

In these times of apparent death, misery, fire and flooding, I would like all my friends to consider what I have to say here. We are under attack—-and instead of recognizing this fact and organizing and fighting against this attack, we are being divided against each other: “Men Vs women”, “Gay vs Straight”,” Religious vs […]

MY FUTURE JOB: The 1ST “SIT DOWN COMEDIAN”

At the present time, I am a musician, and i make my living singing and playing the piano. Its not a bad gig—-but its a lot of work.So I have been considering a career change. Now,in recent times, I have made a few strides into comedy—mostly in writing/posting on this blog and also on social […]

Poem——–

“Fighting onward , with no hope of success Confronted with a life that is an impossible mess Surrounded by many, but always alone Watching the world die, from a lonely throne Loving those that can never be seen, Feeing passion for what can never be Writing music that no one seems to hear Too tired […]

MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS (PT 31)

1)A vegan woman said she remembered me from school, but I’d never met herbivore. 2)My girlfriend said she’d leave me if I didn’t become a vegan—-but I didn’t carrot the time. 3) A woman went to the doctor and said: “Doctor, I’ve been on a vegan diet, but I’m fatter then ever! Why am I […]