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Well it finally happened. I’m being taken to court for sexual harassment. the plaintiff? MY BED. Here is a transcript from my Trial: JUDGE MANWHALEN: “Alll riiiise!” (Everyone stands) JUDGE MANWHALEN: “Will the plaintiff come forward and approach the stand?” (Brian’s Bed wobbles to the stand—yes beds wobble. ) BRIANS BED:” Your honor, thank you. […]
“Some were born to sway the heart, Others to sway the mind Others were born to lie and cheat The restless, hurtin kind Which one you are, depends upon, the beast you feed within Do you have the Mark of Cain?, The face of those who sin? So often we find,those of unclear mind Will […]