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“4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS RECOMMEND—“

Remember those adds for Dentyne gum? (“4 out of 5 dentists recommend Dentyne for their patients who chew gum”) I seem to remember a similar statistic for Crest tooth paste as well. But one thing always made me think—who was that mysterious “5th dentist” who DIDNT think chewing gum was good for their patients teeth? […]

“WHY DOES SUPERMAN HAVE A CAPE?”

“WHY DOES SUPERMAN HAVE A CAPE?” We all know that Superman is a fictional creation and a rather ridiculous one at that. I say that because unlike most Superheros, we aren’t given much explanation for HOW he does what he does. We don’t know how he can fly, or why he can fly, or zap […]

“THE STORMY DANIELS AFFAIR: REAL NEWS? OR VOYEURISTIC GOSSIP?”

Is it just me, or is the medias coverage of this newest “Sex scandal” involving President Trump and “Stormy” Daniels just a bit perverse? I know, I know—-if the president does it, it’s news—and there’s nothing the American people love more than a good ole fashion “gotcha ” sex scandal. But lets look at the […]

“PORN FOR THE BLIND” (Braille Porn)

Most people have looked at porn. Many won’t admit it, but most of us have—-not necessarily for perverse reasons, but because—well, its there—and we’re curious. Of course, some of us take it too far, just like some of us drink too much, smoke too much etc. But there is one group of people I have […]

“Broadly Speaking”

I once knew a broad who was goin abroad. She was an anxious broad with a broad smile who couldn’t wait to get ON board to GO abroad. She told me: “Brian,I’m a Broad whose gonna be on BROADway!” To which I said: “Well, thats a broad statement! Shouldn’t you wait to get on board […]

“PRESIDENT TRUMP FINALLY MEETS—-KIM JUNG UN”

It’s March 6, 2018, and I just heard news that North Korea wants to negotiate with the USA. Apparently, they are willing to drop their nuclear program in exchange for a ceasing of military exercises that the Us and South Korea have been conducting for decades.   Can you imagine, after all the nasty rhetoric […]

“HOW THE BRITISH CONQUERED THE WORLD”

We all know that the British Empire was for a time the master of much of the world. But how did Britain, a small country, conquer so much of the world and gain such a great influence over so many countries? Well, it wasn’t because of their superior navy or military as we’ve been told. […]