Humorous

“THE BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT HISTORY FORGOT” (Pt 10)

91) “MACK CADILLAC” In the early 80‘s, many auto workers lost their jobs. In 1981, after being laid off from GM, a few ex GM assembly line workers decided to form a tribute to their favorite band,Fleetwood Mac. Their founder, one “Mack Cadillac” describes the initial formation of the band. “You know, working in a […]

“A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT —-“

  “A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT —-”   My dear friends! I am proud to announce that I now no longer consider myself “one person”—— but as two. I know—I know—-it’s heroic, and it took a lot of courage believe me. Anyways——- from now on, I am no longer just”Brian McCarthy” (Having just “One identity” is soooooo […]

“ROMANCE ON THE HIGH SEAS” (A True Story)

In 1997, I began a three year stint as a pianist for Carnival Cruise lines, and tho it started off roughly, I had some very memorable and wonderful moments. The story I am about to tell here was not one of them (Tho it is rather humorous in retrospect) I was performing an instrumental set […]

“WE ALL DO IT” (Pt 1)

There are a lot of things that make human beings unique—but there are also a lot of things that unify us, that we can all relate to—little things we all do that are just plain weird. This little list is by no means a full list of all of those eccentricities—but its a start. 1) […]

“PRESIDENT TRUMP GIVES A STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS FOR 2017”

“Ladies and Gentlemen? The President of the United States!” (Some applaud, some boo—Trump waves, smiles, ignores booers) PRESIDENT TRUMP: “Ladies and gentlemen of the Congress,citizens of this fine country—Let me just say that the State of our Union is verrry verry good. It’s tremendous. We’re winning big folks. My administration has made progress——more progress than […]

“Et TU YODA?”

My Dear Readers: What I am about to tell you may be the most sad dreary piece of news I have ever reported! Of all the horrific and embarrassing scandals that have recently been unveiled, there are none that have hit me at the center of my soul more than this one. I am of […]

“NO PANTS ALLOWED!”

In more breaking news: Porky Pig and Donald Duck are both filing lawsuits against Warner brothers and Walt Disney respectively for forcing them in their words “to act onscreen With no pants on.” “Porky Pig”(Real name Porter Hogmann) claims that when he was first hired at Warner Brothers, he noticed that his wardrobe costume was […]