Poems

“PROPER FACEBOOK POSTING” (A Note from Dr Eddy Quette”)

“Just a little note ,from an esteemed doctor To make sure your Facebook postings are correct, and proper When posting on Facebook, or any social media, Don’t be too factual—save that for Wikipedia Post something fun—post something dreary, Post something silly, laughable, or cheery— Post about wine, women and song— Post something dirty—but keep your […]

“A MISSION” (A Poem)

“It appears I have a random directive, To enlighten and uplift ,with humor and invective, Not to confabulate, or discombobulate,or to use deception But to provide information, laughter and perception With knowledge spawned from perspiration and dedication, I will share here with you, my mental gyrations Not for a fee, or a shekel, nor applause, […]

“TWAS THE DAY OF THE SUPER BOWL”

“Twas the day of the Superbowl and all thru the towns, The people gathered in their living rooms to all sit and chow down, They came and they gathered to watch the men wearing tights, To see who would finally be the big winner that night   As players came out there were boos and […]

“TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION”(A Short Poem)

“Twas the night before the election, and all thru the land, Everyone was arguing, every woman—-every man “The Country’s in Trouble”, said those on the right As they looked at the flag and shivered in fright “That woman is horrible, she should be in jail” (Said the man with “The Trump Sticker”on his red white […]

POEM: “WHAT’S THE WHAT?”

  “What’s the what? Where’s the where? Who’s the who? Does anybody care? When’s the when? Why’s the why? See the See. The there is there. So that’s the that—The now is now. Before was before. Allow,allow. Open the open.Close the close. Run the race—-see how it goes. For today is today—No worry no fear. […]

“TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE FESTIVUS”

“Twas was the night before Festivus, and all thru my home, I was completely broke, and had no place to go, As I looked outside, I saw a squirrel in the snow, but he gave me the finger—–so I felt pretty low So I began to make my list of “the things I could do […]

“A LACK OF COMMUNICATION” (A Poem)

“A LACK OF COMMUNICATION” “There once was a man who arrived in the night When the people first saw him, they jumped back with a fright! They backed up slowly, with halting measured paces They shouted “Go away!”, and had fear in their faces But the strange man only smiled, and his mouth slowly opened […]