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“A NOTE ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION & WHY IT NEEDS TO BE STOPPED”

Few issues have been more controversial in recent times than illegal immigration.Those who are opposed to it are often labelled as “racists” or “bigots”, but I would submit to you that if one really looks at this issue with emotion removed, one can see that it has been very damaging to the citizens of this country for several reasons:

1) I.D. THEFT

People often forget that many illegal immigrants,(especially the criminals) steal other peoples ID’s so they can function here, get Drivers licenses,jobs,Social Security,Credit cards etc.
As anyone who has been a victim of I.D.Theft will tell you, it is not a victim less crime!
It can often cost thousands of dollars and countless hours trying to repair the damage ID theft causes——-especially if the person who steals your ID commits criminal acts, or doesn’t pay their bills.
This is something you rarely hear mentioned when this issue is discussed, and it should be.
2) CHEAP LABOR
One of the main reasons this has been allowed to happen for so long is that corporations want the cheap labor these illegals provide.

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“CRAZY QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS” (Pt. 1)

Every day I notice things that make no sense to me, and it occurred to me that I am sure most of you have also noticed these things and wondered like me if “anyone else had noticed this?”
So here, for your communal enjoyment is a short list of things I’ve noticed that should be obvious to all, but somehow have slipped beneath our collective radar as a species.
1) Why is Capt Crunch still a Captain? Shouldn’t he be “ADMIRAL Crunch” by now?
2)Why does the name “Facebook” have the word “Book” in it?
(Do I have to explain why this is wrong? )
3) Why hasn’t Oreo come out with a cookie with chocolate filling and white cookies on the outside? Or a red color cookie with blue filling? They should be more imaginative. I am sure this would help their sales.

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BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP TO BUILD A MALL, NOT A WALL ON THE MEXICAN BORDER!

BREAKING “Bri TV” NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES USA WILL BUILD A MALL, NOT “A WALL” ON THE MEXICAN BORDER!
 
In a breaking news story today, President Donald Trump mentioned today that he was excited to get started on “Building a Mall on our Southern Border.”
 
Naturally this story was met by loud groans and shocked disbelief from pundits and journalists all over the country. White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer had the unenviable task of explaining The Presidents seemingly “New position” on Border Security.
 
Here are some excerpts from today’s conference:
 
MARIA BARTIROMO: “Sean, is this a joke?”
 
SEAN SPICER: “Ms Bartiromo,there’s no joke here. President Trump has been saying this from the beginning.”
 
MARIA BARTIROMO: “Sean,are you actually trying to tell us that all this time, Mr Trump was saying the word “Waaaaallllllll” when he meant “Maaaaalllll? Do you really expect us to believe this?”
 
SEAN SPICER: ” Yes Maria I do, and here’s why: You see,,Mr Trump suffers from a rare disease called “MW syndrome.” Its a sort of reverse version of dsylexia. You see the letter “M” looks a lot like an upside “W”, and when Mr Trump was reading his notes, he saw the word “Mall” as “Wall”. We were going to correct it initially ,but people seemed so happy with the idea that we told him to keep saying it.”

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“TWAS THE DAY OF THE SUPER BOWL”

“Twas the day of the Superbowl and all thru the towns,
The people gathered in their living rooms to all sit and chow down,
They came and they gathered to watch the men wearing tights,
To see who would finally be the big winner that night
 
As players came out there were boos and cheers
This was it, at last! The final game of the year
Then the heated discussions began, in all these homes across the land
About who would be the victor—–and the betting began
 
And of course there was the food, all the chips and sweet treats
All the Beer and the soda, all the barbecue and the meats
But despite the love of sport, most of the fans could barely move,
They were a large group of beings who never walked, ran—- or danced a groove

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“REFLECTIONS ON A LIFETIME OF DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENT”

Recently I was looking back and reflecting on my life and I have to be honest: I was impressed.So impressed that I thought I’d share some of my achievements and awards with my FB friends—-not to brag, but to show you all that(Makes mildly condescending face) if I can do it, so can you.

1) Honorary member of BLM—–“Bald Lives Matter”

2) Winner of the “Best Instrumental Performance in an Acapella Vocal.”

3) Voted 2nd most likely to “Labor and Remain in Obscurity”

4) Winner of the “Best Vocal Performance in an Instrumental”(1996 Grammy awards)

5) 1st runner up for The 1999 Pulitzer prize for my book, “The Most Famous Guy You’ve Never Heard Of”

6) Winner of the “Youth Appreciation Award” from the AARP(2015)

7)Voted the “Most improved player” on my High School Junior varsity Football team.

(Oh yeah—I could’ve been a contender)

8)2nd place in the 1st Annual Snow Shoveling Award

9) Received an Honorable Mention in the 1st round of auditions for “MTV Basement tapes.”

10)Winner of the “Best extra Award” for my role as a dead zombie in “Night of the Living Dead.”

Now my dear friends, I hope that after you finish reading this short abridged list of MY many awards and achievements,you wont feel envy or feel like a failure.

The main goal in sharing all of this with you,dear dear Facebook friends is to show you the value of hard work and the pride that you too can feel in looking back on a life of dubious achievement.

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“GOING OUT TO EAT:A MODERN DAY NIGHTMARE”

Remember when going out to eat was easy? Everyone piled in the car, and went for pizza—or burgers and fries—or tacos—or if you were a snobby family, you went to a place that served “cuisine.”
 
The point is , everyone went and ate what was on the menu.
 
Fast forward to today, when going out to eat has become an epic problem. Why? Because most people are allergic to EVERYTHING nowadays, or they have severe dietary restrictions.
 
“Gluten Intolerant”—-“Lactose Intolerant”—-“Vegan”—“Fructose intolerant”
 
OK, I made up the last one—-but you get the point.
 
Nowadays, planning to take a group of people out to eat is as complex as planning a military assault.

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“ON GENDER FLUIDITY”

For months now, we have been hearing this term “Gender fluidity”, and it is time to deal with this issue with logic and consistency, and expose it as the completely ridiculous concept it is.

When it comes to peoples sexual preferences, we are told that they are “Born that way”

But then, many of these very same people who insist that sexual preference is “part of your identity” turnaround and tell me that “Gender is fluid” and is, in a word,”A choice”.

What? LOL

 
So let me get this straight—-in regards to sexual preferences, well—-that’s ETCHED IN STONE. No experience/environment can ever change what you’re attracted to, and to suggest otherwise makes you a homophobe etc (A very shaky premise)
 
But gender, which is coded into your DNA in EVERY CELL, the organs in your body/the differences etc —THAT can be changed “by choice?” Really?

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