Tag Archive | Andy Borowitz

“The real story of Vincent Van Gogh”

Most people have heard of Vincent Van Gogh, the famous artist. Upon doing a little research into his life, I found that he had some very interesting relatives as well, who while not being as talented were even more bizarre than he was. His dizzy aunt —————————————————————— Verti Gogh His elder Brother(Who had serious digestion […]

“A NOTE ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION & WHY IT NEEDS TO BE STOPPED”

Few issues have been more controversial in recent times than illegal immigration.Those who are opposed to it are often labelled as “racists” or “bigots”, but I would submit to you that if one really looks at this issue with emotion removed, one can see that it has been very damaging to the citizens of this […]

“CRAZY QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS” (Pt. 1)

Every day I notice things that make no sense to me, and it occurred to me that I am sure most of you have also noticed these things and wondered like me if “anyone else had noticed this?” So here, for your communal enjoyment is a short list of things I’ve noticed that should be […]

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP TO BUILD A MALL, NOT A WALL ON THE MEXICAN BORDER!

BREAKING “Bri TV” NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES USA WILL BUILD A MALL, NOT “A WALL” ON THE MEXICAN BORDER!   In a breaking news story today, President Donald Trump mentioned today that he was excited to get started on “Building a Mall on our Southern Border.”   Naturally this story was met by loud groans […]

“TWAS THE DAY OF THE SUPER BOWL”

“Twas the day of the Superbowl and all thru the towns, The people gathered in their living rooms to all sit and chow down, They came and they gathered to watch the men wearing tights, To see who would finally be the big winner that night   As players came out there were boos and […]

“FAKE NEWS & TERRORISM”

How many times have we heard about a “Terrorist attack” happening somewhere followed by the phrase: “______ has taken responsibility for the attack”??? Many people hear this and don’t think more about it——-but have you ever stopped to consider how ridiculous this is? First of all, if you really did belong to a “terrorist organization” […]

“IT’S ALL IN YOUR NAME”

  I think If I was ever going to change my name, I’d change it to “Wow.” That way people would always sound excited when they talked to me. (“Wow, that was a great song! or “Wow, you look great!”) It would also help when they were talking about me: (“I just met this guy—Wow. […]