Tag Archive | CNN

“PRESIDENT TRUMP GIVES A STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS FOR 2017”

“Ladies and Gentlemen? The President of the United States!” (Some applaud, some boo—Trump waves, smiles, ignores booers) PRESIDENT TRUMP: “Ladies and gentlemen of the Congress,citizens of this fine country—Let me just say that the State of our Union is verrry verry good. It’s tremendous. We’re winning big folks. My administration has made progress——more progress than […]

“ON THE RECENT REVELATIONS OF INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL BEHAVIOR OF FAMOUS PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA”

Why are so many men in Hollywood and the media(and even in politics)being outed for Sexual assault and inappropriate behavior right now, all at once? The “Feel good answer” is: “Well,Its because women aren’t going to sit back and take this anymore”— But really: Have women been quiet all this time? Really? See, I don’t […]

“BREAKING NEWS! SANTA GETS BUSTED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!”

CNN’s WOLF BLITZER: “In a breaking news story, 7 elves have just come forward and announced that Santa Claus had molested them on numerous occasions. We go now live to one of the accusers, —Snappy Elf—–so Snappy—Santa Claus? Really?” (SNAPPY:(Elf #1) : “Hi Wolf. Believe me, I didn’t want to say this. I know the […]

“A DAY IN BIZARRO WORLD”

Every once in awhile, I take a break from “the real World” and hang out in “the Bizarro world”–you see,in “The Bizarro World”, things are different.   For example, in the Bizarro world, I saw online that a former model reported that back in 2005,actor Tom Hanks had been guilty of “Being very nice to […]

“THE NEW COLD WAR:RUSSIA IS THE ENEMY—-AGAIN?”

Seeing all the Anti Russia propaganda resurface in recent times has been a most unwelcome deja vu. To hear the mainstream media talk, you’d think that “Russia hacked our elections’,” invaded Syria and Ukraine” and is basically threatening us and all our allies all over the world. Well, I’m an American citizen, and I love […]

“FAKE NEWS & TERRORISM”

How many times have we heard about a “Terrorist attack” happening somewhere followed by the phrase: “______ has taken responsibility for the attack”??? Many people hear this and don’t think more about it——-but have you ever stopped to consider how ridiculous this is? First of all, if you really did belong to a “terrorist organization” […]

“A PRIVATE CONVERSATION BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND HILLARY CLINTON”(As “Transcribed” by Brian McCarthy)

This dialogue was transcribed from a recent recorded conversation between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton—pretty revealing stuff: TRUMP: “The media is really tearing you apart for all your scandals.You should drop out of the race.You know I’m going to bring them all up—-especially the one I just heard about.” HILLARY: (Smirks) “You mean Benghazi?” TRUMP:”No, […]