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“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 27)

1) The trick to looking beautiful? Surround yourself with people uglier than you. 2) So many people are in denial— but they’ll NEVER admit it! Of course,I’d admit if I was in denial, but I’m not. I deny being in denial. I guess that makes me a double denier? 3) What would happen if a […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 26)

1) Just realize that no matter how hip you think you are right now, in 25 years, there will be younger people laughing at your pictures, and anyone else who looks like you. Time has a way of making everything cool today cheesy in the future. 2) What’s up with all the long shorts? And […]

“WE ALL DO IT” (Pt 1)

There are a lot of things that make human beings unique—but there are also a lot of things that unify us, that we can all relate to—little things we all do that are just plain weird. This little list is by no means a full list of all of those eccentricities—but its a start. 1) […]

“PRESIDENT TRUMP GIVES A STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS FOR 2017”

“Ladies and Gentlemen? The President of the United States!” (Some applaud, some boo—Trump waves, smiles, ignores booers) PRESIDENT TRUMP: “Ladies and gentlemen of the Congress,citizens of this fine country—Let me just say that the State of our Union is verrry verry good. It’s tremendous. We’re winning big folks. My administration has made progress——more progress than […]

“THE REAL STORY OF SNOW WHITE AND THE 7 DWARVES” (As told by “Grumpy” to the author)

Well, the stories and accusations of sexual harassment just keep flooding in folks! In the most recent scandal to take over the news, an elderly Ms.Snow White claimed that she had been repeated molested and raped by all of the 7 dwarves when she stayed with them as a young woman.   Now,you can imagine […]

“BRIAN MEETS MR CLEAN” (A True Story)

Most of us have heard of the cleaning agent “Mr Clean”—we use it to clean our floors and counters. On the cover of the bottle there’s a picture of a bald headed man with a grin. Most people think this person on these bottles is a fictional character——-but I am here to tell you that […]

FAMOUS MUSICIANS “PAY TRIBUTE” TO SPINAL TAP’S “NIGEL TUFNEL”

Most musicians have heard of the movie “This is Spinal Tap”———-but very few people know that Nigel Tufnel was actually a very well respected guitarist!!!! Ok,that’s complete rubbish. But, if he was, here’s some comments(Written phonetically)that I thought up just for laughs of what other guitar players/musicians MIGHT have said about the fictional guitarist. Enjoy! […]