Tag Archive | Curb Your enthusiaism

A SEINFELD REUNION? (“LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!”) ACT 3, SCENES 1 & 2

(2 men wearing ski masks have just entered the deli. One of them has gotten everyone’s attention by shooting a pistol into the air) MAN IN SKI MASK #1: “OK, here’s what’s going to happen: You’re all going to get your phones out, your wallets and purses and put them on the floor.” (We see […]

A SEINFELD REUNION? “LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!” (ACT 1,SCENE 4)

(It’s a month later,and Jerry and George are at a tux shop as George is being fitted for a tux. George doesn’t look happy, and Jerry looks annoyed) GEORGE: (Looking at himself in the mirror with an ill fitting much too tight tux on) “So—-whaddaya think?Not bad, right?” JERRY: (Is seated,looking at his phone—without looking […]

“The real story of Vincent Van Gogh”

Most people have heard of Vincent Van Gogh, the famous artist. Upon doing a little research into his life, I found that he had some very interesting relatives as well, who while not being as talented were even more bizarre than he was. His dizzy aunt —————————————————————— Verti Gogh His elder Brother(Who had serious digestion […]

“NEW EUPHEMISMS FOR 2016”

This year we passed March 19,2015 with nary a mention that it was the 12th Anniversary of The “Invasion of Iraq”. But, truth be told,back in 2003,it wasn’t called “An invasion” was it? No, it was called “A Pre-emptive War”. Since then,we have had several other “pre-emptive wars”.But now,in 2015 they are no longer even […]