Tag Archive | Curb Your Enthusiasm

“THE BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT HISTORY FORGOT” (Pt 13)

121) “THE ANTIDOTE”   Formed in the late 80‘s, “The Antidote” was a band made up entirely of pharmacists who all loved the music of Robert Smith and the Cure. As I researched this band,I soon found out that their shows were always packed—–and I was soon to find out why..   As I talked […]

“THE BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT HISTORY FORGOT” (Pt 12)

111) “5 INCH NAILS” Claiming to have formed their band 2 years before the famous “9 Inch Nails”, the all female group “5 Inch Nails” (Who are comprised of ex playboy bunnies) actually HAVE long nails—-5 Inch Nails—-and they are proud of it! When I asked her why they grew their nails out so long […]

“THE BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT HISTORY FORGOT” (Pt 11)

101) “THE LARVAE” Before the Beatles, there was the band”The Larvae.” Comprised of Bagpipes and Flutes and hailing from Glasgow Scotland,The only living remaining member of “Larvae” John O’Trotsky had some choice words about the Beatles. “They were a bunch of silly little wankaas” he said scoffing thru a thick Scottish brogue. “not a decent […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS “ (Pt 26)

1) As the great William Shakespeare once said: “Now is the winter of our disco tent!” 2) I really hate the saying “You know back in my day.” It’s such a defeated resigned sentiment. It assumes that “your time has passed” and that “you had your day”—-when the truth is, there is only one “day”=TODAY. […]

“BRIAN EATS HASH BROWNIES”(A True Story)

It was the spring of 1984, and I was in a band called “ICE”—a really good band with great musicians. We were all young, but I was the youngest at 19.We performed 6 nights a week all over the country—-it was a grueling schedule, a schedule that would probably kill me now—but ahh the joy […]

“A GRAND OPENING AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD” (A TRUE STORY)

I would like to relate to you a particularly unusual event in my life that happened a little over 10 years ago. The date was Friday, Nov 15,2007. I had been playing at Hanks Steakhouse every Wednesday and Thursday for about 6 months,and was looking forward to enjoying the day off.I had just woken up […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 26)

1) “When it comes to the holidays, there’s no place like phone—” 2) “Social media: Helping people to become more anti social for over 10 years!” 3) “Waffles are just pancakes that have had plastic surgery” 4) “I went to return some defective items I bought at the dollar store. The cashier asked me if […]