Tag Archive | Jerry Seinfeld

“THE BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT HISTORY FORGOT” (Pt 10)

91) “MACK CADILLAC” In the early 80‘s, many auto workers lost their jobs. In 1981, after being laid off from GM, a few ex GM assembly line workers decided to form a tribute to their favorite band,Fleetwood Mac. Their founder, one “Mack Cadillac” describes the initial formation of the band. “You know, working in a […]

“A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT —-“

  “A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT —-”   My dear friends! I am proud to announce that I now no longer consider myself “one person”—— but as two. I know—I know—-it’s heroic, and it took a lot of courage believe me. Anyways——- from now on, I am no longer just”Brian McCarthy” (Having just “One identity” is soooooo […]

“ROMANCE ON THE HIGH SEAS” (A True Story)

In 1997, I began a three year stint as a pianist for Carnival Cruise lines, and tho it started off roughly, I had some very memorable and wonderful moments. The story I am about to tell here was not one of them (Tho it is rather humorous in retrospect) I was performing an instrumental set […]

“WE ALL DO IT” (Pt 1)

There are a lot of things that make human beings unique—but there are also a lot of things that unify us, that we can all relate to—little things we all do that are just plain weird. This little list is by no means a full list of all of those eccentricities—but its a start. 1) […]

“NO PANTS ALLOWED!”

In more breaking news: Porky Pig and Donald Duck are both filing lawsuits against Warner brothers and Walt Disney respectively for forcing them in their words “to act onscreen With no pants on.” “Porky Pig”(Real name Porter Hogmann) claims that when he was first hired at Warner Brothers, he noticed that his wardrobe costume was […]

“A MOST UNUSUAL SCANDAL”

More news in the ever increasing list of scandals involving entertainers: It seems that relatively unknown pianist/singer Brian McCarthy had charges filed against him for being excessively indifferent” to his fellow co workers, both male and female,and basically “Ignoring them all together.” “He’s so stuck up” said a woman who wanted to remain anonymous, but […]

CHARLES MANSON GOES TO HEAVEN”

Recently,Mel Tillis,David Cassidy and Charles Mansion all died within 48 hours of each other.  We join them now at “Heavens processing center” ST PETER: (looks at roster) Ok, everyone, settle down! I’ve been told that we have three very famous arrivals today: David Cassidy,Mel Tillis, and——– CHARLES MANSON? (Does double take) CHARLES MANSON? What in […]