Tag Archive | Jerry Seinfeld

“Broadly Speaking”

I once knew a broad who was goin abroad. She was an anxious broad with a broad smile who couldn’t wait to get ON board to GO abroad. She told me: “Brian,I’m a Broad whose gonna be on BROADway!” To which I said: “Well, thats a broad statement! Shouldn’t you wait to get on board […]

“PRESIDENT TRUMP FINALLY MEETS—-KIM JUNG UN”

It’s March 6, 2018, and I just heard news that North Korea wants to negotiate with the USA. Apparently, they are willing to drop their nuclear program in exchange for a ceasing of military exercises that the Us and South Korea have been conducting for decades.   Can you imagine, after all the nasty rhetoric […]

“HOW THE BRITISH CONQUERED THE WORLD”

We all know that the British Empire was for a time the master of much of the world. But how did Britain, a small country, conquer so much of the world and gain such a great influence over so many countries? Well, it wasn’t because of their superior navy or military as we’ve been told. […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 26)

1) Just realize that no matter how hip you think you are right now, in 25 years, there will be younger people laughing at your pictures, and anyone else who looks like you. Time has a way of making everything cool today cheesy in the future. 2) What’s up with all the long shorts? And […]

“THE BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT HISTORY FORGOT” (Pt 12)

111) “5 INCH NAILS” Claiming to have formed their band 2 years before the famous “9 Inch Nails”, the all female group “5 Inch Nails” (Who are comprised of ex playboy bunnies) actually HAVE long nails—-5 Inch Nails—-and they are proud of it! When I asked her why they grew their nails out so long […]

“THE BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT HISTORY FORGOT” (Pt 11)

101) “THE LARVAE” Before the Beatles, there was the band”The Larvae.” Comprised of Bagpipes and Flutes and hailing from Glasgow Scotland,The only living remaining member of “Larvae” John O’Trotsky had some choice words about the Beatles. “They were a bunch of silly little wankaas” he said scoffing thru a thick Scottish brogue. “not a decent […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS “ (Pt 25)

1) As the great William Shakespeare once said: “Now is the winter of our disco tent!” 2) I really hate the saying “You know back in my day.” It’s such a defeated resigned sentiment. It assumes that “your time has passed” and that “you had your day”—-when the truth is, there is only one “day”=TODAY. […]