Tag Archive | Larry David

SOME NEW IDEAS FOR “ZOMBIE MOVIES”

  Hollywood makes a lot of zombie movies and TV shows—— but I have noticed there isn’t much variation to these shows, or the characters IN the shows. I mean, it’s always the same isn’t it? There’s a plague, most people get sick with this plague which turns them into mindless monsters who lose their […]

“CRAZY QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS” (Pt. 1)

Every day I notice things that make no sense to me, and it occurred to me that I am sure most of you have also noticed these things and wondered like me if “anyone else had noticed this?” So here, for your communal enjoyment is a short list of things I’ve noticed that should be […]

“TWAS THE DAY OF THE SUPER BOWL”

“Twas the day of the Superbowl and all thru the towns, The people gathered in their living rooms to all sit and chow down, They came and they gathered to watch the men wearing tights, To see who would finally be the big winner that night   As players came out there were boos and […]

“FAKE NEWS & TERRORISM”

How many times have we heard about a “Terrorist attack” happening somewhere followed by the phrase: “______ has taken responsibility for the attack”??? Many people hear this and don’t think more about it——-but have you ever stopped to consider how ridiculous this is? First of all, if you really did belong to a “terrorist organization” […]

“PC JOKES” (Pt 1)

  It has come to my attention that much of what we see,hear and read that gets called”comedy” is in fact terribly offensive to many. (Tsk Tsk.) So, in the spirit of unity and  being a non gender specific person who wants to accommodate my sense of humor to this new era of “Political Correctness”, […]

“THEY LAY SOME MEEEEEAN PLUMMMMINNN” (A autobiographical story by Brian McCarthy)

Back in the year 1990, I was performing in a duo with a woman named Janet Foos. (She played Keyboards and sang, and I played Guitar and sang.) At one of our first gigs,we were playing in the Seattle/Tacoma area for a mostly white older crowd.(I don’t remember the venue, but I think it was […]

“WISDOM FROM A THREE YEAR OLD”(A true story)

  For your reading pleasure, here is a humorous short true story  about a “test of wills” between a father and his 3 yr old son: One day in the late 1990’s I was visiting with my son on a lay over between one of my cruise ship gigs. I rarely got to see him, […]