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“NO PANTS ALLOWED!”

In more breaking news: Porky Pig and Donald Duck are both filing lawsuits against Warner brothers and Walt Disney respectively for forcing them in their words “to act onscreen With no pants on.” “Porky Pig”(Real name Porter Hogmann) claims that when he was first hired at Warner Brothers, he noticed that his wardrobe costume was […]

CHARLES MANSON GOES TO HEAVEN”

Recently,Mel Tillis,David Cassidy and Charles Mansion all died within 48 hours of each other.  We join them now at “Heavens processing center” ST PETER: (looks at roster) Ok, everyone, settle down! I’ve been told that we have three very famous arrivals today: David Cassidy,Mel Tillis, and——– CHARLES MANSON? (Does double take) CHARLES MANSON? What in […]

MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS(Pt 24)

1) SOME WAYS TO KEEP LIFE INTERESTING” I was recently considering how predictable life is for so many of us–so I decided to make a short list of harmless things you can do to “Keep life interesting” not only for yourself,but for other people you meet as well. 😉 Here we go: A)WALK BACK WORDS—-Of […]

MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS”(PT 22)

1)Let’s stop using the term “lose” w/arguments. You don’t “lose an argument”=You learn. 2)Freedom of Speech Debate” in 2017: SPEAKER #1 “Blah blah blah” SPEAKER #2 “Your speech offends me! Shut Up!” SPEAKER #1: “I am exercising my right of freedom of speech!” SPEAKER #2: “Well— I’m using MY freedom of speech to tell you […]

A SEINFELD REUNION? (“LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!”) ACT 3, SCENES 13,14(Finale)

(Everyone in the wedding is extremely animated. Everyone is talking,shouting. As CNN puts the picture of Joe Davola on the scream Elaine gasps, as she recognizes him as being her former boyfriend) ELAINE: “Oh my GOD!! Thats Joey! ” PETERMAN: “You know this man Elaine?” (Elaine looks away sheepishly) PETERMAN: (Looking shocked) “Let me guess—-you […]

A SEINFELD REUNION?(“LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!”) ACT 3, SCENE 10,11 & 12

(We see that Jerry,George and Kramer are back in the same room they were before, the difference being that this time, their feet are also tied together.) GEORGE: “Ya know, would it kill this guy to let us have something to eat?” KRAMER: “Oh maaan, I could use a good hot roast beef sandwich right […]

A SEINFELD REUNION?(“LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!”)ACT 3, SCENE 9

(We are now back at the wedding. Everyone is still glued to the TV. Some people are looking at their watches, some are glued to the TV. Many look annoyed and irritated. Kramer’s Russian wife Natasha is in the middle of some insane rant) NATASHA: “I knew I shouldn’t have let my Kramer come to […]