Tag Archive | Rodney Dangerfield

“PORN FOR THE BLIND” (Braille Porn)

Most people have looked at porn. Many won’t admit it, but most of us have—-not necessarily for perverse reasons, but because—well, its there—and we’re curious. Of course, some of us take it too far, just like some of us drink too much, smoke too much etc. But there is one group of people I have […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 27)

1) The trick to looking beautiful? Surround yourself with people uglier than you. 2) So many people are in denial— but they’ll NEVER admit it! Of course,I’d admit if I was in denial, but I’m not. I deny being in denial. I guess that makes me a double denier? 3) What would happen if a […]

CHARLES MANSON GOES TO HEAVEN”

Recently,Mel Tillis,David Cassidy and Charles Mansion all died within 48 hours of each other.  We join them now at “Heavens processing center” ST PETER: (looks at roster) Ok, everyone, settle down! I’ve been told that we have three very famous arrivals today: David Cassidy,Mel Tillis, and——– CHARLES MANSON? (Does double take) CHARLES MANSON? What in […]

“BRIAN MEETS MR CLEAN” (A True Story)

Most of us have heard of the cleaning agent “Mr Clean”—we use it to clean our floors and counters. On the cover of the bottle there’s a picture of a bald headed man with a grin. Most people think this person on these bottles is a fictional character——-but I am here to tell you that […]

MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS(Pt 24)

1) SOME WAYS TO KEEP LIFE INTERESTING” I was recently considering how predictable life is for so many of us–so I decided to make a short list of harmless things you can do to “Keep life interesting” not only for yourself,but for other people you meet as well. 😉 Here we go: A)WALK BACK WORDS—-Of […]

“CLASSIC SLANG TERMS FROM THE MID-LATE 20TH CENTURY”

I was just thinking about how much slang/ sayings we no longer hear anymore. For example, we never hear anyone say “Tooootallllly” anymore when they agree with you, or “No duohy Ralph” when you state the obvious. Another one we don’t hear anymore: “Smooth move—EX Laaaaaax” That one was said when you did something clumsy […]

“CRAZY QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS” (Pt 4)

1) “CAN I SUE—ME?”   We all know that America is ‘The Land of Lawsuits”——-we are a litigious society where people are constantly suing companies,schools,and just about anything you can imagine—but what if someone wanted to sue themselves? Could it be done? How would a judge react to such a “lawsuit?”   I envision this […]