Tag Archive | Rodney Dangerfield

CHARLES MANSON GOES TO HEAVEN”

Recently,Mel Tillis,David Cassidy and Charles Mansion all died within 48 hours of each other.  We join them now at “Heavens processing center” ST PETER: (looks at roster) Ok, everyone, settle down! I’ve been told that we have three very famous arrivals today: David Cassidy,Mel Tillis, and——– CHARLES MANSON? (Does double take) CHARLES MANSON? What in […]

“BRIAN MEETS MR CLEAN” (A True Story)

Most of us have heard of the cleaning agent “Mr Clean”—we use it to clean our floors and counters. On the cover of the bottle there’s a picture of a bald headed man with a grin. Most people think this person on these bottles is a fictional character——-but I am here to tell you that […]

MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS(Pt 24)

1) SOME WAYS TO KEEP LIFE INTERESTING” I was recently considering how predictable life is for so many of us–so I decided to make a short list of harmless things you can do to “Keep life interesting” not only for yourself,but for other people you meet as well. 😉 Here we go: A)WALK BACK WORDS—-Of […]

“CLASSIC SLANG TERMS FROM THE MID-LATE 20TH CENTURY”

I was just thinking about how much slang/ sayings we no longer hear anymore. For example, we never hear anyone say “Tooootallllly” anymore when they agree with you, or “No duohy Ralph” when you state the obvious. Another one we don’t hear anymore: “Smooth move—EX Laaaaaax” That one was said when you did something clumsy […]

“CRAZY QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS” (Pt 4)

1) “CAN I SUE—ME?”   We all know that America is ‘The Land of Lawsuits”——-we are a litigious society where people are constantly suing companies,schools,and just about anything you can imagine—but what if someone wanted to sue themselves? Could it be done? How would a judge react to such a “lawsuit?”   I envision this […]

“CRAZY QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS” (PT 3)

1) If male cats could talk, I wonder what name they would use for a female cats genitalia? 2) When an explorer stops exploring, what do they call them? An “ex-explorer”? Also, what if they start exploring again? Is he/ she now a “re-ex-explorer?” 3) Why do so many people refer to things that have […]

MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS”(PT 22)

1)Let’s stop using the term “lose” w/arguments. You don’t “lose an argument”=You learn. 2)Freedom of Speech Debate” in 2017: SPEAKER #1 “Blah blah blah” SPEAKER #2 “Your speech offends me! Shut Up!” SPEAKER #1: “I am exercising my right of freedom of speech!” SPEAKER #2: “Well— I’m using MY freedom of speech to tell you […]