Tag Archive | Seth McFarlane

“A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT —-“

  “A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT —-”   My dear friends! I am proud to announce that I now no longer consider myself “one person”—— but as two. I know—I know—-it’s heroic, and it took a lot of courage believe me. Anyways——- from now on, I am no longer just”Brian McCarthy” (Having just “One identity” is soooooo […]

“ROMANCE ON THE HIGH SEAS” (A True Story)

In 1997, I began a three year stint as a pianist for Carnival Cruise lines, and tho it started off roughly, I had some very memorable and wonderful moments. The story I am about to tell here was not one of them (Tho it is rather humorous in retrospect) I was performing an instrumental set […]

“PRESIDENT TRUMP GIVES A STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS FOR 2017”

“Ladies and Gentlemen? The President of the United States!” (Some applaud, some boo—Trump waves, smiles, ignores booers) PRESIDENT TRUMP: “Ladies and gentlemen of the Congress,citizens of this fine country—Let me just say that the State of our Union is verrry verry good. It’s tremendous. We’re winning big folks. My administration has made progress——more progress than […]

“Et TU YODA?”

My Dear Readers: What I am about to tell you may be the most sad dreary piece of news I have ever reported! Of all the horrific and embarrassing scandals that have recently been unveiled, there are none that have hit me at the center of my soul more than this one. I am of […]

“NO PANTS ALLOWED!”

In more breaking news: Porky Pig and Donald Duck are both filing lawsuits against Warner brothers and Walt Disney respectively for forcing them in their words “to act onscreen With no pants on.” “Porky Pig”(Real name Porter Hogmann) claims that when he was first hired at Warner Brothers, he noticed that his wardrobe costume was […]

“A MOST UNUSUAL SCANDAL”

More news in the ever increasing list of scandals involving entertainers: It seems that relatively unknown pianist/singer Brian McCarthy had charges filed against him for being excessively indifferent” to his fellow co workers, both male and female,and basically “Ignoring them all together.” “He’s so stuck up” said a woman who wanted to remain anonymous, but […]

CHARLES MANSON GOES TO HEAVEN”

Recently,Mel Tillis,David Cassidy and Charles Mansion all died within 48 hours of each other.  We join them now at “Heavens processing center” ST PETER: (looks at roster) Ok, everyone, settle down! I’ve been told that we have three very famous arrivals today: David Cassidy,Mel Tillis, and——– CHARLES MANSON? (Does double take) CHARLES MANSON? What in […]