Tag Archive | SNL

“THE STORMY DANIELS AFFAIR: REAL NEWS? OR VOYEURISTIC GOSSIP?”

Is it just me, or is the medias coverage of this newest “Sex scandal” involving President Trump and “Stormy” Daniels just a bit perverse? I know, I know—-if the president does it, it’s news—and there’s nothing the American people love more than a good ole fashion “gotcha ” sex scandal. But lets look at the […]

“PORN FOR THE BLIND” (Braille Porn)

Most people have looked at porn. Many won’t admit it, but most of us have—-not necessarily for perverse reasons, but because—well, its there—and we’re curious. Of course, some of us take it too far, just like some of us drink too much, smoke too much etc. But there is one group of people I have […]

“Broadly Speaking”

I once knew a broad who was goin abroad. She was an anxious broad with a broad smile who couldn’t wait to get ON board to GO abroad. She told me: “Brian,I’m a Broad whose gonna be on BROADway!” To which I said: “Well, thats a broad statement! Shouldn’t you wait to get on board […]

“HOW THE BRITISH CONQUERED THE WORLD”

We all know that the British Empire was for a time the master of much of the world. But how did Britain, a small country, conquer so much of the world and gain such a great influence over so many countries? Well, it wasn’t because of their superior navy or military as we’ve been told. […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 27)

1) The trick to looking beautiful? Surround yourself with people uglier than you. 2) So many people are in denial— but they’ll NEVER admit it! Of course,I’d admit if I was in denial, but I’m not. I deny being in denial. I guess that makes me a double denier? 3) What would happen if a […]

“WHY VALENTINES DAY BLOWS—”

Every year on Feb 14, there is a holiday whose whole purpose seems to be to remind people who are in a relationship to “Show how much they’re in love” and to remind people who are single how horrible and lonely they are.It has to be one of the worst holidays ever, and has caused […]

“ EMERGENCY MEETING AT THE DNC” DATE: JAN 31,2018 SUBJECT: HOW TO DESTROY DONALD TRUMP

Ladies and gentlemen! I have to announce that I have just obtained a secret video recording from one of my anonymous sources of an emergency meeting held at the DNC. They were discussing “The Problem of Donald Trump” and how best to destroy him. As I watched & listened to this tape, my jaw dropped […]