Tag Archive | SNL

A SEINFELD REUNION?(“LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!”) ACT 3, SCENE 10,11 & 12

(We see that Jerry,George and Kramer are back in the same room they were before, the difference being that this time, their feet are also tied together.) GEORGE: “Ya know, would it kill this guy to let us have something to eat?” KRAMER: “Oh maaan, I could use a good hot roast beef sandwich right […]

A SEINFELD REUNION? “LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!” (Act 1,Scene 3)

(ACT 1,SCENE 3) (We cut directly to Jerry and George opening the door of the famous coffee shop we saw them eat and chat in so often. As Jerry and George enter, they look around the room, but don’t recognize Kramer, who is sitting right in front of them) KRAMER: “HEYYYYYYY!” (He runs up and […]

“PRESIDENT CARTMAN VS FAKE NEWS”

You know, watching the back and forth between President Trump and certain news media organizations has reminded me more and more every day of a Southpark skit being acted out in real life.   So here submitted for your amusement is my parody of the current feud between the White House and these media outlets […]

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP TO BUILD A MALL, NOT A WALL ON THE MEXICAN BORDER!

BREAKING “Bri TV” NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES USA WILL BUILD A MALL, NOT “A WALL” ON THE MEXICAN BORDER!   In a breaking news story today, President Donald Trump mentioned today that he was excited to get started on “Building a Mall on our Southern Border.”   Naturally this story was met by loud groans […]

“REFLECTIONS ON A LIFETIME OF DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENT”

Recently I was looking back and reflecting on my life and I have to be honest: I was impressed.So impressed that I thought I’d share some of my achievements and awards with my FB friends—-not to brag, but to show you all that(Makes mildly condescending face) if I can do it, so can you. 1) […]

“LIVE AT THE WHITE HOUSE PROPAGANDA ROOM”

  (We now go live to “The White House Propaganda room” who are currently “in crisis mode”) LEAD STOOGE #1: “OK people listen up!! We need to do something about this ISIS issue! There are STILL too many people that have been figuring out that we’ve been arming & funding them!! Damn Russians are exposing […]

MISCELLANEOUS MUSINGS & OBSERVATIONS (Pt 10)

1)”I really pity whoever is the last man on earth. Most women agree they want NOTHING to do with THAT guy” 2) “I have no empathy for sympathy—or is it sympathy for empathy?? Hmmm—oh well. Either way, I don’t care” 3)”You’ve heard about the pot calling the kettle black? Well the Pot was white, and […]