Tag Archive | The Big Bang Theory

“ROMANCE ON THE HIGH SEAS” (A True Story)

In 1997, I began a three year stint as a pianist for Carnival Cruise lines, and tho it started off roughly, I had some very memorable and wonderful moments. The story I am about to tell here was not one of them (Tho it is rather humorous in retrospect) I was performing an instrumental set […]

“The real story of Vincent Van Gogh”

Most people have heard of Vincent Van Gogh, the famous artist. Upon doing a little research into his life, I found that he had some very interesting relatives as well, who while not being as talented were even more bizarre than he was. His dizzy aunt —————————————————————— Verti Gogh His elder Brother(Who had serious digestion […]

SOME NEW IDEAS FOR “ZOMBIE MOVIES”

  Hollywood makes a lot of zombie movies and TV shows—— but I have noticed there isn’t much variation to these shows, or the characters IN the shows. I mean, it’s always the same isn’t it? There’s a plague, most people get sick with this plague which turns them into mindless monsters who lose their […]

“PRESIDENT CARTMAN VS FAKE NEWS”

You know, watching the back and forth between President Trump and certain news media organizations has reminded me more and more every day of a Southpark skit being acted out in real life.   So here submitted for your amusement is my parody of the current feud between the White House and these media outlets […]

“THE AMA REACTS TO THE NEW TRUMP HEALTH CARE PROPOSAL”

Ever since the new administration has proposed a replacement to the “Affordable Health Care Act” many groups in The American Medical Association have started to comment on it, and many seem to have grave reservations about this new plan. As to be expected,their opinions were as diverse as their areas of expertise. 1) The American […]

“IT’S TIME TO CHANGE OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM”

  (To be read with tongue planted firmly in cheek)   (Makes earnest face) To all my non gender specific LGBTQ tolerant and racially and spiritually diverse friends: I think the United States is long overdue to apply our new and wonderful standard of “Political correctness” to our National Anthem, which as we all know […]

“IT’S ALL IN YOUR NAME”

  I think If I was ever going to change my name, I’d change it to “Wow.” That way people would always sound excited when they talked to me. (“Wow, that was a great song! or “Wow, you look great!”) It would also help when they were talking about me: (“I just met this guy—Wow. […]