Tag Archive | The marx Brothers

“Broadly Speaking”

I once knew a broad who was goin abroad. She was an anxious broad with a broad smile who couldn’t wait to get ON board to GO abroad. She told me: “Brian,I’m a Broad whose gonna be on BROADway!” To which I said: “Well, thats a broad statement! Shouldn’t you wait to get on board […]

“MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS” (Pt 27)

1) The trick to looking beautiful? Surround yourself with people uglier than you. 2) So many people are in denial— but they’ll NEVER admit it! Of course,I’d admit if I was in denial, but I’m not. I deny being in denial. I guess that makes me a double denier? 3) What would happen if a […]

“CRAZY QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS” (Pt 4)

1) “CAN I SUE—ME?”   We all know that America is ‘The Land of Lawsuits”——-we are a litigious society where people are constantly suing companies,schools,and just about anything you can imagine—but what if someone wanted to sue themselves? Could it be done? How would a judge react to such a “lawsuit?”   I envision this […]

MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS (Pt 20)

1)Whatever happened to the expletive “pshaw”?? You know: “I heard that its going to rain all day tomorrow” —-“Oh Pshaw! That weather mans all wet” I miss that. Also,who started saying it/where did it originate? If I had to guess,I’d say it was started by a cockney man with a speech impediment—perhaps whenever he tried […]

A SEINFELD REUNION? (“LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!”) ACT 2,SCENES 6 &7

(Jerry,George and Kramer are now running down the stairs in hopes of finding a deli/someplace to get something to eat. They are talking to each other as they quickly descend the stairs) KRAMER:(Looking back up the stairs at Jerry & George) “Come on! Hurry up! We’ve only got 13 minutes til the wedding starts.” JERRY:(Out […]

“The real story of Vincent Van Gogh”

Most people have heard of Vincent Van Gogh, the famous artist. Upon doing a little research into his life, I found that he had some very interesting relatives as well, who while not being as talented were even more bizarre than he was. His dizzy aunt —————————————————————— Verti Gogh His elder Brother(Who had serious digestion […]

“GOING OUT TO EAT:A MODERN DAY NIGHTMARE”

Remember when going out to eat was easy? Everyone piled in the car, and went for pizza—or burgers and fries—or tacos—or if you were a snobby family, you went to a place that served “cuisine.”   The point is , everyone went and ate what was on the menu.   Fast forward to today, when […]