Tag Archive | Woody Allen

“ EMERGENCY MEETING AT THE DNC” DATE: JAN 31,2018 SUBJECT: HOW TO DESTROY DONALD TRUMP

Ladies and gentlemen! I have to announce that I have just obtained a secret video recording from one of my anonymous sources of an emergency meeting held at the DNC. They were discussing “The Problem of Donald Trump” and how best to destroy him. As I watched & listened to this tape, my jaw dropped […]

“BRIAN MEETS MR CLEAN” (A True Story)

Most of us have heard of the cleaning agent “Mr Clean”—we use it to clean our floors and counters. On the cover of the bottle there’s a picture of a bald headed man with a grin. Most people think this person on these bottles is a fictional character——-but I am here to tell you that […]

“CRAZY QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS” (Pt 2)

Back by popular demand,here, for your amusement(and possible head scratching and befuddlement) are some more “Crazy Questions No One Asks.” 1) I think most people would agree that “being hip” is not an easy status to achieve, or to define for that matter If this is true, then how can there be so many “hipsters?” […]

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP TO BUILD A MALL, NOT A WALL ON THE MEXICAN BORDER!

BREAKING “Bri TV” NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES USA WILL BUILD A MALL, NOT “A WALL” ON THE MEXICAN BORDER!   In a breaking news story today, President Donald Trump mentioned today that he was excited to get started on “Building a Mall on our Southern Border.”   Naturally this story was met by loud groans […]

“TWAS THE DAY OF THE SUPER BOWL”

“Twas the day of the Superbowl and all thru the towns, The people gathered in their living rooms to all sit and chow down, They came and they gathered to watch the men wearing tights, To see who would finally be the big winner that night   As players came out there were boos and […]