Archive | November 2017
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“Et TU YODA?”
My Dear Readers: What I am about to tell you may be the most sad dreary piece of news I have ever reported! Of all the horrific and embarrassing scandals that have recently been unveiled, there are none that have hit me at the center of my soul more than this one. I am of […]
“NO PANTS ALLOWED!”
In more breaking news: Porky Pig and Donald Duck are both filing lawsuits against Warner brothers and Walt Disney respectively for forcing them in their words “to act onscreen With no pants on.” “Porky Pig”(Real name Porter Hogmann) claims that when he was first hired at Warner Brothers, he noticed that his wardrobe costume was […]
“A MOST UNUSUAL SCANDAL”
More news in the ever increasing list of scandals involving entertainers: It seems that relatively unknown pianist/singer Brian McCarthy had charges filed against him for being excessively indifferent” to his fellow co workers, both male and female,and basically “Ignoring them all together.” “He’s so stuck up” said a woman who wanted to remain anonymous, but […]
CHARLES MANSON GOES TO HEAVEN”
Recently,Mel Tillis,David Cassidy and Charles Mansion all died within 48 hours of each other. We join them now at “Heavens processing center” ST PETER: (looks at roster) Ok, everyone, settle down! I’ve been told that we have three very famous arrivals today: David Cassidy,Mel Tillis, and——– CHARLES MANSON? (Does double take) CHARLES MANSON? What in […]
“THE REAL STORY OF SNOW WHITE AND THE 7 DWARVES” (As told by “Grumpy” to the author)
Well, the stories and accusations of sexual harassment just keep flooding in folks! In the most recent scandal to take over the news, an elderly Ms.Snow White claimed that she had been repeated molested and raped by all of the 7 dwarves when she stayed with them as a young woman. Now,you can imagine […]
“BREAKING NEWS! SANTA GETS BUSTED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!”
CNN’s WOLF BLITZER: “In a breaking news story, 7 elves have just come forward and announced that Santa Claus had molested them on numerous occasions. We go now live to one of the accusers, —Snappy Elf—–so Snappy—Santa Claus? Really?” (SNAPPY:(Elf #1) : “Hi Wolf. Believe me, I didn’t want to say this. I know the […]
“A DAY IN BIZARRO WORLD”
Every once in awhile, I take a break from “the real World” and hang out in “the Bizarro world”–you see,in “The Bizarro World”, things are different. For example, in the Bizarro world, I saw online that a former model reported that back in 2005,actor Tom Hanks had been guilty of “Being very nice to […]
THE CRAZY WHACKY ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN OBVIOUS”(Pt 1)
We’ve all heard of comic book super heroes: Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman, Spiderman, The Incredible Hulk, just to name a few. But, there is one super hero who despite laboring in obscurity has nonetheless had a huge influence on our culture .Working behind the scenes, always going where he’s not needed and telling people what […]
Brian McCarthy 