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“THE CONNECTION BETWEEN FOOD AND BEHAVIOR”

Its always amused me how certain foods are attached to morality and behavior. Of course, human beings anthropomorphize animals and inanimate objects—-so the fact we do it with food is no surprise. For example: 1) If you’re a upstanding well behaved person? You have “Good moral Fiber.” 2)If you’re undependable? You’re “A Flake.” or “flaky” […]

“ITS TIME FOR SOME NEW WORDS & PHRASES”

I’m a big fan of the English language—such a big fan that I think everyone else should speak it! But in all seriousness, as much as I like English, I think there many areas where it could be improved. Consistency is a big one.We all know about all the weird exceptions in regards to pronunciation, […]

“THE STORMY DANIELS AFFAIR: REAL NEWS? OR VOYEURISTIC GOSSIP?”

Is it just me, or is the medias coverage of this newest “Sex scandal” involving President Trump and “Stormy” Daniels just a bit perverse? I know, I know—-if the president does it, it’s news—and there’s nothing the American people love more than a good ole fashion “gotcha ” sex scandal. But lets look at the […]

“PORN FOR THE BLIND” (Braille Porn)

Most people have looked at porn. Many won’t admit it, but most of us have—-not necessarily for perverse reasons, but because—well, its there—and we’re curious. Of course, some of us take it too far, just like some of us drink too much, smoke too much etc. But there is one group of people I have […]

“Broadly Speaking”

I once knew a broad who was goin abroad. She was an anxious broad with a broad smile who couldn’t wait to get ON board to GO abroad. She told me: “Brian,I’m a Broad whose gonna be on BROADway!” To which I said: “Well, thats a broad statement! Shouldn’t you wait to get on board […]

“PRESIDENT TRUMP FINALLY MEETS—-KIM JUNG UN”

It’s March 6, 2018, and I just heard news that North Korea wants to negotiate with the USA. Apparently, they are willing to drop their nuclear program in exchange for a ceasing of military exercises that the Us and South Korea have been conducting for decades.   Can you imagine, after all the nasty rhetoric […]